Not with a bang,
I'll wuv u
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
hey thanks for pointing that out that it is not the moebius ring, i put the wrong name for it. but i found it is called the impossible cylinder and fixed it.

no problem, haha

When my friends try to be serious.
Slayer: If my dreams ever come true
Me: What dreams? the sex dreams or the crazy nightmares?
or like your figurative dreams?
Slayer: And Jessie boxes me
Me: Oh, Sex dreams, got it.
continue
Slayer: DO NOT let me go too far, you gotta stop that shit.
Me: I won’t
you all ready know though
Slayer: suit your fucking self then
Me: You only live once
thats the motto nigga
yolo
Just kidding, I’ll pull you off him. No problemo.
Slayer: I figured you would.
But I needed to make it clear that in the heat of the moment, I will be aiming to hurt him.
Me: I know.
Me: I don’t think you realize how funny my replies in the last couple minutes have been,
I’m laughing my ass off, haha
Everything after “promise me something right meow.”
Slayer: I’m glad you amuse yourself
did I really say Meow?
Me: yeah dude
Totally
presley, i want you to read this with your mom, lolololol

presley, i want you to read this with your mom, lolololol

suicideblonde:

Sucker Punch

suicideblonde:

Sucker Punch

definitely dont want yodurbs to go, thats wierd as fuck. 

FINALLY SOMEONE MADE TENZIN FIGHTING GIFS. 

My fucking god, tenzin fighting made me so happy. lol

when trojan commercials say fire and ice enhances pleasure i’m like:
suck-my-cockiness-and-persuasion:

Lmfaooo omg